pluto’s the thot
So then, when does life start?
that’s easy…god
If God’s a single celled organism, sure,
protozoa arrives 2 billion years ago
Let’s call him Pete and he can be first born with membrane bound nuclei, DNA chromosomes and the rest of the baggage of being the eldest.
so much responsibility
That means that
Mamma Matter & Papa Power
took their time sorting out their “atmosphere” before they felt ready to start a family, because although they got married at 18 they didn’t have Pete until they were 28. But after they started they quickly followed with their second child, Freddy Fungi-
ewww…
Ahem, Freddy Fungi, two years later. That puts our mushroom sibling at roughly 1.5 billion years old on the galactic family of life timeline.
Freddy is a little confused
like most middle children, both not able to produce food and so having to consume organic material but also having cell walls and vacuoles.
vacu-what now?
Like, think useful storage boxes to put away things you need later or want to move around which also help with structure.
he’d love the container store
Freddy is basically a little more useful, or at least more complex, than his older brother Pete. But he kind of goes off in his own direction, again like most middle children, and hasn’t really changed much since.
