Some say he’s still discovering himself.

sounds familiar

Quiet you.

So Mama and Papa are now 34 with six year old Proto-Pete and four year old Freddy Fungi when they have a set of twins you might recognize

Animal Adam & Plant Patty

really?

plant patty?

Peppermint was under copyright. So anyways, half a billion years ago, again two years under our microscope, Adam and Patty are born, showing you just how young life on earth actually is.

Adam has a cell membrane now, making complex functions easier to perform, but now has to consume organic compounds like his older funky bro-

I think feng shui freddy was a missed opportunity

-while Patty has a cell wall and vau-what nows from the container store, though she’s developed the awesome ability to create her own food with the help of her dad.

Remember, this is general plant and animal life. Using the HM 1300, humans actually don’t arrive until the very last week, and that’s only if you count our furthest ancestors, who came on the scene as

Homo habilis