Me an’ Collette

(chorus)
Me an’ Collette and the Captain make three
Taking our shots as we’re laughing
Screamin’ out

Me and Collette and the Captain make three
Singing I’m going to live by the sea

Me an’ Collette we do what we can
She loves like an angel and fights
Fights like a man
Most nights we drink till we can’t hardly stand
Singing I’m going to live by the sea

Me an’ the Captain we try to have fun
But there’s too much emotion and not
Not enough rum
But somewhere she’s out there she’s drinking to me
Singing I’m going to live by the sea

Take me aboard and take me abroad
To find me a broad until I get bored
And when I get bored I’ll sail further and further
To find me another-

on opposite shores