We’re NOT GAY, why would we speak on their experience?

oh so now gay people are imaginary

We’re starting with what WE know, based on what WE’VE lived.

we didn’t know anything in high school though, you couldn’t even get us a girlfriend

There was that smart girl with the

big boobs

We made out with her at her house, our friend at the foot of the bed.

awkward. I think he liked her

She stopped us when we tried to get that dress off.

that’s what you’re supposed to do right? no one tells us any of this

Yeah, make out to sex, all we needed was

the pizza box

in our defense we were super horned up from those playboys we inherited