What’s that one quote, acting cool is pretending to not give a damn but

being cool is caring?

eric was a cool guy, us christians usually are

It’s not a club. It’s character.

Besides, most of these actions are projections of insecurity.

Not sure if I’m going to agree with your unresolved mother-issues analysis, but there is something to us being a

late bloomer

and then trying to make up for lost time.

When you take a step back and ask yourself what you really want usually it’s not what you think.

What did those girls say last year in Manhattan?

The dancer we were dating at the time and her friend?

We were all flirting and you asked dancer’s friend if she’d be your girlfriend too, joking not joking?
 

they both whispered to each other and then said

“can you afford two girlfriends?”

those girls were more down than four flats on a dump truck

another time you slow-played our ass away from the table

If you always got your way our dick would fall off.

Both sides have their own motivations; male and female libidos.