We used to call this early moral socializing civics before we started merely teaching to test, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

wait now you’re getting political?

I am running for President remember. Just walking my way from here to there.

By the time our temporal lobes, which handle

language comprehension & emotions

fully evolved we’re 18 and ready to start our future.
Our classmates, however, are not so fortunate.

We’ve made great memories with Neanderthals, Denisovians and rest of the high school gang.

Neanderthal woman easily beat the strongest body-builders arm wrestling. And Denisovians- well, we’re

still figuring them out

though I suspect they ate lunch behind the gym and had a lot of inside jokes no one else understood.