Cadence of the Christian Soldier

Please don’t draft me pastor
I only turned 18
I know it’s war you’re after
But they don’t bother me
Find yourself contractors
And kids who need the green
Call me after college
And I’ll run your company

Got myself a woman
She don’t wear a veil
Unless I break a condom
But even then we’ll sail
To a private clinic
Grab it by its tail
When the doctor’s done
I’ll send an offering by mail

Grandpa fought the Nazis
Daddy Vietnam
All that fighting’s taught me
We ain’t never wrong
All that blood has brought me
The riches of the earth
So pastor start another war
I’ll build another church