First answer, they think he’s a cool dude. And second answer…I think they have

two plans available?

sounds good and at least now we have hi-job

You were sitting on that one for a while. Aren’t you going to ask me why the date is so specific though?

Why 1258?

The golden age ended in 1258 because that’s when

Baghdad was sacked

Just like that we were head hunted, off to join our third empire in so many years.

Our regional manager was mediocre, the printers broke, the rivers ran black with ink.

It was a mess and we were lucky to get out of there when we did.

it’s going to look like job hopping

Ahem, empires, like start-ups, are

often acquired

Besides it doesn’t matter if you’re still under 30.

how old are we now?

Well, the Mongolian Empire stretched from 1206 ACE – 1368 ACE, about 28 I guess.

you’re going to fit all of modernity in two years?

Oh no, the last half a year, barely to the Middle-Ages.

But first, The Crusades!

oh! so conflicted! we used to work there