It was no time for idealism. We were in our early 20’s out of weed and needing to pad that resume.

By age 26 the Roman Empire’s management was changing over to some Odoacer guy from Germany.

wait is it pronounced odo-acer, or odo-asser?

To his face or behind his back in the break room? Heheheh…yeah we started

putting in resumes

After a couple months there was this startup in the desert that said they had a possible availability;

-experience in crafting political narratives from religious epiphanies
 

check!

-strong desire to secure regional trade overlapping with spiritual pilgrimage

double check! I like these guys. please be monotheistic with a decent health plan…

Well you’ll be happy to have joined the

Islamic Golden Age

where we transferred cultural knowledge from previous employment-

it’s called “institutional memory”