As yes, slicing free with a sword we fashioned from the femur of an unrealized twin-
audible sigh. normal operation. you were a normal if very hairy baby
they said you looked like a little raccoon and you immediately started crying until mom in her exhaustion yelled out
¡cállate niño!
and then you looked at her silently, and have been questioning her authority ever since
Really pushing this unresolved mother issues narrative are we?
as christian scientists, eric and I lay claim to modern behavioral science, so yes
Give a guy one reference point and
he’s an expert
Our brain was still working out the kinks in its memory.
Which is why they thought it would be ok to give my
little tree the trim
a practice I’m starting to question as an adult but I guess there’s nothing I can do about it now.
blood everywhere, we screamed
Scarring your jaw to save from shaving.
