wait where does the barbarian fit into empire again?

We didn’t get an invitation to the party. Sometimes we crash it. Most times it

crashes our way of life

Think locals living in any college town. Their rents climb higher so the townies get rowdy. The controlling pattern of supposed civilization.

I guess you can’t kill all the townies

Doesn’t stop us from trying though right? Seems that the working solution has been to keep them fighting amongst themselves though.

The old divide and conquer song and dance.

lie and prosper

The argument has always been that empire is the only company hiring.

And so mankind readily put in his application to sign up for large agricultural centers, professional militaries and advanced bureaucracies, feeling that it’s his only way to

advance cultures

busy bees and MTV

I…can’t tell if you’re really paying attention.

I think there’s an obvious solution though

Does your solution involve an invisible man in the sky?