Once we graduate despite best attempts at debauchery our brains now consume a magnificent 20% of our metabolism.
really?
Yup, I read it on a bottle cap.
Per the HM 1300 we’re physically modern at 22, if not mentally, and ready for a career.
Or maybe we’re going to take a gap year. I don’t know what millennials are doing anymore.
Do they still call them that?
you’ve lost me
Well, the point is, between 20 and 24 our
brain VOLUME triples
TRIPLES! So the size doubled in high school, but the real jump in mass came during those experimental years in college and those couple years of wandering shortly after.
Some hypothesize that we might have hung with our older brother Freddie expanding horizons with
strange ziploc bags & cool tunes
to develop our own opinions on life.
Some say he’s just a bum.
that rug really tied his room together
One way or the other, between
fungal cultures & counter cultures
we became modern. We’re somewhere between 24 & 25. We’ve decided to get a dog. Oh, and those townies with no prospects or career paths have somehow gone extinct.
wait what? how?
We…might have killed them.
seriously?
