our middle school crush, circling back to that house party we threw when our parents went away for that wedding
We were 19 and still stationed at the Presidio of Monterey, but drove the six hours to Southern California to
hang with the crew
We found out she was in town and invited her over.
played it cool too, didn’t even make a move that first night
What moves?
We were mad that nothing happened, we thought we were being rejected.
but then we learned the most important lesson about love AND sex…
patience
Yup, the next night that douche playing
Dave Matthews Band
on the guitar was going hard at her and we knew we had to get her away from the competition.
So we took her into the back room and she showed us what she’d learned in college.
what do we always say we learned how to do in the military?
Drink, smoke and play guitar.
아마도 일부 한국어를 배웠습니다.
9/11 from inside that rec room
2nd plane into the tower. Moms saw the devil’s face in the smoke.
your dumbass saying don’t be mad we signed up to do that too
Kill the enemy.
