our shenanigans were not appreciated in the military

They weren’t even appreciated in High School.

remember that restaurant?

Remember our underground newspaper?
 

that was epic

The internet verified that the stories we were told

were garbage

No context, relevant facts purposefully omitted.
 

at least they stopped those “cannot tell a lie” founding father myths

About that, the one underground issue I still have exposed George Washington as having died from pneumonia caught while visiting his lover-

politicians have always been horndogs

but the thing is

I’m not sure if that’s true

I just looked online and I can’t really find much to corroborate it.

Georgey Boy wrote some spicy letters they found, sure.