But that one girl, who liked me, I made a deal with Mike one day that if he’d forgive a sleeping bag of horrors

debt I owed

then I’d prank her.

So I walked up to her with him next to me and said yes, yes I’ll go out with you.

and then we hit her with that “psyche!” man, that was classic

we need to bring psyche back

I wondered about her, she seemed chubbier the next year.

your rejection did not give some middle schooler diabetes don’t be too hard on yourself

What effect do we have on the people we interacted with

when we were younger?

how about you and mike competing for the same girl

Wrote more during that letter war over her than any of my classes.

we still made the academic pentathlon

Because they wanted underachievers like us who were smart.

we set a record with all those trophies

We were pretty smart for the amount of stupid we acted. Eventually we just

stopped going to class