I just wanted to fuck neighbor lady down the hall in town from paris

you’re the one who insisted on yaya that same morning

We fucked first!

dude you knew that was the last night for the parisian!

it was then or never and we hadn’t put that time into the real housewives for nothing

we already knew we were liberating the furniture she was leaving behind

That entryway shoe bench with the cushions

was everything

You know that real estate money is what gave us the stability to finally become the Shazz, legally and all.

I’ve always been the shazzman

america’s the invention

And finally pay off that DUI. Clean up our credit, which we’ve again ruined.