Our friend paid us to drive his car from Chicago to Cali-
good ol’ matt the matt-matician
and we picked up those ride shares.

anarchist hip-hop head and ms. fat booty
Ms. No Booty, she rejected our ass.
’cause we didn’t have a condom
She said no dude.
she mounted us

whispering in our ear and shit “no I can’t, nooooo tee-hee”
She did not
“tee-hee”
And yes, there were mixed signals.
But she was upset enough to later say we took advantage of the situation.






