Sometimes your passion aligns with circumstance in life.

We’d been working on that book proposal in Puerto Rico:

The Complete American’s Guide to Revolution

It was the latest iteration of that California trip I kept coming back to.

Our friend paid us to drive his car from Chicago to Cali-

good ol’ matt the matt-matician

and we picked up those ride shares.

anarchist hip-hop head and ms. fat booty

Ms. No Booty, she rejected our ass.

’cause we didn’t have a condom

She said no dude.

she mounted us

whispering in our ear and shit “no I can’t, nooooo tee-hee”

She did not

“tee-hee”

And yes, there were mixed signals.

But she was upset enough to later say we took advantage of the situation.

She didn’t speak to us the rest of the drive.

’cause we stopped

Because we started!

then why ask us for the condom!?

You’re going to have to ask her, I was

high AF

she was sober as fuck!

Well I’d feel violated if I didn’t just confuse myself.