Do you even remember that first time? She just rolled over and said

“condom’s over there”

She was tired of fighting it, tired of our whining.

And then she just quietly sobbed after.

and then she got addicted to this d

If we’d pushed it sooner we would have just been

another asshole

in her life though.

It’s about that patience my dude.

Why not fill your life with as many special moments as possible?

At some point

impatience becomes avoidance

any longer our nuts would have exploded

it’s cuddling after sex but foreplay before

the damn thing leads somewhere

this ride goes one way…into the tunnel