We’ve invested in a little pilgrimage and mayflowers on the side-

pillaging and mayhem

Luckily the Treaty of Westphalia begins international law because we need to divest these sweet

Columbian Exchange

gains into something less volatile.

We’ve done well but

chattel futures

aren’t looking up. Well, some forms of chattel…One stock we’ve decided to long is Dutch East India Company. Actually, it’s one of the first stocks ever created and so probably our longest hold.

hodl

What?

The dutchies run 1602 – 1800 which is about a half a year, a decent hold for someone in their 20’s. But the real tendies are in our diverse portfolio including

Lloyd’s Cafe

starbucks meets gecko ads

to hedge risk, and the Bank of England to circulate paper currency in 1695.

wow so paper currency dates to when we were 29?

Another time we were amused because Mongols had paper money when we were 28 but let them think they’re first.

we’ve always been early adopters

Just wait until you hear how Incas tracked debts by counting knots of gum in your hair.

wait what?