Sha stuck with us for three months and on her dime until the money ran out and we sent her packing back to New York.

told you we should have sold those pocket pussies

There are enough

pocket pussies

in the world.

Some of them even started out by shilling fleshlights and supplements.

shots…fired

Sometimes you only realize you’ve taken too much when you can’t defend your actions.

hello boundary I’m shazz

Have we earned perspective?

well you finally let us out to play when we went to live in puerto rico

finally got that threesome holla

What, me being shit-faced next to some guy fucking his girl mumbling

“you’re doing a great job!”

All that was missing was the thumbs up.

our hand was on her thigh so it counts

and there are more creative uses for our thumb