wtf’s wrong with you? how you would volunteer to wash her clothes so you could smell them first? creep. what about the girl from tinder who didn’t want to have sex? but you kept insisting right? because guys are the gas and girls are the brake, you laughed


did she laugh? what did you tell your roommate, some girls make it so hard that you feel a little rapey? what did your ex tell you, she felt pressured the first time? she regretted it didn’t she. you are the opposite of a good man


Shock becomes the standard procedure to graft narratives into the social fabric, leading to

a bland cultural paste

tuned to the lowest common emotional denominator.

Thus the need for increasing the stimulation of our pop confections.

you’re going to get metoo’d so hard and you’re gonna deserve it cause you’re a pig, a fucking hypocritical misogynist pig who can’t change the fact that you weren’t loved by a distant mother and now have to seek female validation through your wannabe playboy ways