so how’d we do?

We got up to about $170k a year before we stopped filing taxes.

fuck taxes

No no no no no…heh heh heh…

We plan on catching up.

We’re just taking a “mental health sabbatical.”

so how’d we make it? cocaine? women?

Real Estate

commissions which we then spent on cocaine, women…

god bless america

Naw, ours isn’t a cautionary tale of debauchery.

More of an inspiring journey really.

Borrowing $200 from a friend we slept in Central Park, storing our work clothes in a gym locker until our first commission paid for a hostel.

rags to riches

bags to bitches

I do not think you should be in charge of writing our

presidential platform

and by me you mean you?

And by us we mean who?

I’m sensing a narrative here

I hope so.

Young man, distraught over a country which would send him to

die for empire